Why hello there! Girls are majestic fucking creatures, and most guys think they understand us, but they really don't. I watched Jenna Marbles' video "Things Boys Don't Understand" and I decided to make a list of things that can make life a bit easier for guys. Who knows? Maybe reading this will make it easier for you to pick up chicks, or easier to get your girlfriend to ave sex with you. I'm unlocking a few secrets.
1.) Stop yelling at me and complaining that I take too long in the bathroom. It takes time to come out looking like a million bucks. And don't stress us out, or else it will take way longer.
2.) When I'm in the car with you, don't roll down the windows. It fucks up my hair and then I'm a bitch the rest of the day.
3.) Girls get friend zoned, too. Stop fucking complaining.
4.) Girls fart and poop, too! MIND BLOWN!
5.) Don't bother me when I'm shopping. It's leisure time. If you leave me alone, I'll be done faster. (I might let you come into the dressing room with me!)
6.) We know we're pretty and beautiful, but deny it to look modest. The more compliments, the better!
7.) Sometimes we like to dress up and show off our goods. Stop calling us sluts. It's rude (Unless you really know the person)
8.) It hurts when you lay on my hair.
9.) If you smell bad, I'm not gonna want to have sex with you.
10.) If you say something about my outfit, YOUR COMMENT IS SET IN STONE! You can't change it. If you say my outfit is "ok" or "nice" I can never wear it again in confidence. (I need to shopping for a new outfit then!)
