Sunday, March 18, 2012

Why 'Cat Poop' ?

Everyone has their sayings. Some people swear, some people quote others. I have a couple sayings. When I'm mad, I threaten to light people on fire, but when I'm just a little mad, I tell people that they smell like cat poop. I had a friend bail out on a bowling trip, and that's when it started. I always refer to his odor whenever he does something now.

Why cats? Well, I'm a cat lover, of course! My baby's name is Choo-Choo, and he's a fat, black cat. My family found him wandering around near my uncle's house, and we added him to the family. He's very lazy and clumsy. He also moves his head funny, and takes things and hides them. His birthday is April Fool's day, and he'll be two in 2012.