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Magic Button

Ever wish there was a button you could press to make everything OK? Now there is! Just go to this website and hit the button. In a few seconds, a window will pop stating that everything is now OK. It's a great stress reliever.

Crayon Stories: Violet Purple

Welcome to crayon stories! I have one of those giant, 120 boxes of Crayola crayons. I want to write a little about each color. Just for fun!

Violet Purple

 

When I was in first grade I did my first color-by-number. One of the numbers called for purple, so I took out my box of crayons, each crayon labeled with my initials. I grabbed the purple, but to my dismay it violet purple. I wanted purple, just plain purple. It's what the worksheet demanded. Frustrated, I went to the back of the room, where my teacher kept jars of spare crayons. I opened the jar containing what appeared to be purple crayons. I grabbed one; it still said violet purple. I grabbed another, and another. I just could not win. I went to a fellow classmate of mine, and asked if he had a purple crayon. He said yes and gave me it. I was happy, but then disappointed when it was labeled violet purple. Really? He told me violet was the same as purple. I disagreed, but finally settled to color the purple areas violet.

Odd

Just some pictures I found a little weird...

Beautiful In-Home Library Designs

I didn't make any of these. I wish I lived in these houses. Found via stumbled upon. Link.

Unique Beds

I don't know if these are better to look at than to sleep in. Did I mention I'm addicted to StumbleUpon? (found here )

Why 'Cat Poop' ?

Everyone has their sayings. Some people swear, some people quote others. I have a couple sayings. When I'm mad, I threaten to light people on fire, but when I'm just a little mad, I tell people that they smell like cat poop. I had a friend bail out on a bowling trip, and that's when it started. I always refer to his odor whenever he does something now.

Why cats? Well, I'm a cat lover, of course! My baby's name is Choo-Choo, and he's a fat, black cat. My family found him wandering around near my uncle's house, and we added him to the family. He's very lazy and clumsy. He also moves his head funny, and takes things and hides them. His birthday is April Fool's day, and he'll be two in 2012.