Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Shakespearian Insults

OWNED!!!!!!! Found here.

Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily 


[Thou] blunt monster with uncounted heads! 


You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice. 


O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified. 


There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune. 


Thou puking half-faced fustilarian! 


Thou cockered ill-breeding foot-licker! 


I never knew so young a body with so old a head. 


Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour! 


Thou currish full-gorged hugger-mugger! 


I make as good use of [thine face] as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori. 


[Thine] sole name blisters our tongues. 


[You] speak an infinite deal of nothing. 



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